PhattyMcPhatterson's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Psai]

Good Idea, Bad Application

Let me just say, I love escape games. But I was too frustrated the whole time to enjoy it. I planned on toughing it out without the walkthrough, but I got to a point where I just wanted to get it over with. The audio was driving me crazy and there is no option to mute the music or anything. That stupid faggot saying, "I'm coming soon!" and shit like that over and over in every room was really obnoxious. Plus he sounded like he had down syndrome or something, not very threatening at all. On a good note the graphics were pretty sound. I couldn't tell what that video when you get caught was supposed to be though. Just looked like some guy fiddling with a flashlight. It was annoying trying to click on things with a huge obby cursor plus the menu on top and you hands kept popping up and getting in the way when you didn't want them. The chainsaw at the end was louder and more annoying that a real chainsaw.

Normally I would say it was too short but I was happy to be done with it. I expected better.

[Particle Pong]

Plasma Pong?

It was fun and all. And I'm sure it took quite a bit of effort and skill. But the original was Plasma Pong and it will always be the best. Also you might want to look out because the creator of Plasma Pong received a C&D from no other than Atari.

[Xmas Card Shoot'em Up]

Lots of silly fun

Really good job. The visuals were perfect and the music was wonderfully annoying. I loved how the gun had a pew pew sound instead of a loud bang. It fit much better. Nice job, I love it.

[Diesel and Death]

Lots of fun

Simple but really fun. There is a slight bug when both racers die. It just kinda stops. But that was the only problem I had. It's really cool.

[Gateway]

Reminds me of the Crimson Room series

A subtle creepyness. I love flash games like this. That peeper thing was really awsome, it even sort of scared me. The music was like the F.E.A.R. music, aka very good. *5 and fav*

[Lets Make a Preloader!]

As far as I know it was correct

I didn't feel like checking though. How about you put the cursor on the top layer so it isn't under the button net time though.

[.:WindowsNG:.]

Nice

Pretty entertaining, but the real reson I'm writing this is to say to the guy before me... Wtf, do you mean operating system rulz, do you mean OSX rules you dumbass?

[Game of Disorientation]

!

It's like playing tomb raider. Just a lot easyer to see whats going on.

Jiggmin responds:

Ahaha! Too true.

[Stress Relief (punch)]

I don't Know how

but it's fun

ThunderLad responds:

Thats ok....thanks for the review