Recent Movie Reviews

Touch Me Touch Me

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I expected The Doors :(

But it was still pretty good. Nice animation. Keep working on it. :D

Zer0-exy responds:

Um...sorry it wasn't the Doors...I think.Thanks for the review and decent score :)

Negro On A Canoe 2 Negro On A Canoe 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

People just don't get it...

It isn't racist! Its just random. This is one of the first movies I saw on NG and it's still the funniest!

simple test simple test

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

not so simple

How long did that one thing take you. It was so detailed, it just had no point... Keep it up though!

Recent Game Reviews

Psai Psai

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Good Idea, Bad Application

Let me just say, I love escape games. But I was too frustrated the whole time to enjoy it. I planned on toughing it out without the walkthrough, but I got to a point where I just wanted to get it over with. The audio was driving me crazy and there is no option to mute the music or anything. That stupid faggot saying, "I'm coming soon!" and shit like that over and over in every room was really obnoxious. Plus he sounded like he had down syndrome or something, not very threatening at all. On a good note the graphics were pretty sound. I couldn't tell what that video when you get caught was supposed to be though. Just looked like some guy fiddling with a flashlight. It was annoying trying to click on things with a huge obby cursor plus the menu on top and you hands kept popping up and getting in the way when you didn't want them. The chainsaw at the end was louder and more annoying that a real chainsaw.

Normally I would say it was too short but I was happy to be done with it. I expected better.

Particle Pong Particle Pong

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Plasma Pong?

It was fun and all. And I'm sure it took quite a bit of effort and skill. But the original was Plasma Pong and it will always be the best. Also you might want to look out because the creator of Plasma Pong received a C&D from no other than Atari.

Xmas Card Shoot'em Up Xmas Card Shoot'em Up

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Lots of silly fun

Really good job. The visuals were perfect and the music was wonderfully annoying. I loved how the gun had a pew pew sound instead of a loud bang. It fit much better. Nice job, I love it.

Recent Audio Reviews

DXM - Yellow Dot DXM - Yellow Dot

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Nice addition to my trip playlist

Simple, mellow, and slow usually is my favorite for tripping. To much fast complexity can be annoying while under the influence. This is great.

Sort of a Brian Eno kinda thing.

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tijnn responds:

Thanks a lot man, i guess it's good for tripping yeah ;)